My mother is constantly saying and doing crazy things. Half the things she doesn't remember, or claims "I never said that!", Like when she told us we were "Sick, and they did studies on us." because we smarted her with gummy bears, or the time she told the kayaking guy she'll "lick him up" the next time we go because Amber and I were licking the salt off our arms. I could probably write 456589322485 blogs about her, but this one is about one of the most classic stories of all. I've probably told this story a million times already, even just the other weekend to Autumn's dad. I figure why not put it on here for the whole world to read :)
It was back when we were all still living together at the Villas, in the 2 bedroom/2 bath/and a loft apartment. I think I had just got back from school and went into Amber's room. She had a bathroom connected to her bedroom and she had that face on. She said, "I just want to warn you, I think Mom tried to flush a condom down the toilet. I went in and there was a plastic piece in the toilet."
I of course was shocked and disgusted and immediately went to confront her. My mother started cracking up and then proceeded to tell us what she really did, and was acting like we were the crazy ones for thinking it was a condom. Apparently she had clogged the toilet and thought that by putting an acidophilis (pill) in it, it was magically work to unclog the toilet. Her reasoning for it was because the acidophilis is used to break down the foods in your stomach and help you digest food. So what we actually saw was the capsule from the pill.
Why someone would ever to think an acidophilis in the toilet is beyond me, but it does make for a very good story to tell.
**raises glass** Cheers to Timeless Stories <3
It was back when we were all still living together at the Villas, in the 2 bedroom/2 bath/and a loft apartment. I think I had just got back from school and went into Amber's room. She had a bathroom connected to her bedroom and she had that face on. She said, "I just want to warn you, I think Mom tried to flush a condom down the toilet. I went in and there was a plastic piece in the toilet."
I of course was shocked and disgusted and immediately went to confront her. My mother started cracking up and then proceeded to tell us what she really did, and was acting like we were the crazy ones for thinking it was a condom. Apparently she had clogged the toilet and thought that by putting an acidophilis (pill) in it, it was magically work to unclog the toilet. Her reasoning for it was because the acidophilis is used to break down the foods in your stomach and help you digest food. So what we actually saw was the capsule from the pill.
Why someone would ever to think an acidophilis in the toilet is beyond me, but it does make for a very good story to tell.
**raises glass** Cheers to Timeless Stories <3
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